Everything you need to be a part of Woodrow Wilson Class of '77 High School Reunion is in the mail. Thanks to Jaki Angelo for all the envelope stuffing and licking. Inside your packet you'll also find a golf registration form for the Brian Gregg Memorial Golf Outing, to be held the morning of Aug. 10.
Plans are taking shape and donations are starting to come in from area businesses in support of our benefit/auction, to be held during our class reunion.
The only thing missing is you . . . so take a moment in the next day or two, fill out your forms and mail them back to Jaki ASAP!
TOP 10 Lamest Excuses For
Skipping Your 30th Reunion
(and snappy rebuttals):
10. I'm in denial that it's been that long and I am that old
(It has been and you are, but so what? On the bright side, you're still alive and this is the best life you're going to have, so get over it and participate)
9. I've skipped all the others; why should this be any different?
(Because you're older and wiser, and you might make an unexpected social or business connection).
8. I can't think of anyone I want to see
(Maybe your memory is failing, but that's all right. We'll remind you of why reuniting with old classmates is cool).
7. I can't afford the ticket price.
A measely 40 bucks? Just cut back on beer, cigarettes and Dunkin Donuts for a week and you're all set.)
6. I'm too fat.
(How fat is too fat? Honest, it really doesn't matter to anyone but you.)
5. I will be on vacation.
(That's tricky, but where there's a will there's a way to adjust your schedule. Since it's a weekend of events, you don't have to do it all.)
4. But that's my night to watch "Kyle XY," "National Bingo" and "20/20."
(Get a life -- and a TiVO.)
3. I don't have anything to wear.
(There's no dress code. Hawaiian shirt? No problem. Toga? If you must. Hey, come in drag if you want. Just come.)
2. I'm not a drinker or a dancer or a small-talker.
(Then you will be in charge of taking embarrassing photos of the rest of us drinking too much and dancing on the tables.)
1. What if it's no fun?
(Then you can be in charge of our 35th reunion!)
Officer Brian Gregg, on patrol
